What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?